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hollow-gram: Saturday Night Live 36x12 “When you talk about...

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 15:23:16 -0500

Saturday Night Live 36x12

“When you talk about guns you always hear a lot about the Second Amendment and the Founding Fathers, and what they would say if they were here. Well, I for one think that if the Founding Fathers were here today, they would be super freaked out by cars. You can talk to them all you want about the Second Amendment, and they would just yell, ‘What are all these metal beasts doing rolling down the thoroughfare?’ And you’d tell them, ‘Those are cars’. And then you’d try to talk to them about militias and they would scream, ‘How can you speak of militias when steel dragons fly through the sky?’ And you’d say, ‘Those are airplanes.’ But even if they could wrap their heads around that they would eventually ask, ‘Why are all the slaves out?’ And they would think that. You can groan all you want, but they would think that.

And yes, the Founding Fathers wanted you to have the right to bear arms, but the guys who wrote that would pee through all eight layers of their pants if they saw what guns are now. In 1787 shooting a bullet was slightly faster than throwing one. If you wanted to be bulletproof in 1787 you put on a heavy coat. So with that in mind, I’m all about Americans having guns as long as they’re the muskets from 1787 that take forever to load.”

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pretty-glamorous: the dress omg

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pretty-glamorous:

the dress omg

it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our...

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 10:16:18 -0400

it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that

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fuckyeahtattoos: This is my third tattoo, a pink cupcake. It...

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 23:19:56 -0400

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my third tattoo, a pink cupcake. It was done by Ryan from Asylum Tattoo located on Bedford Ave in Brooklyn. It represents my love for cupcakes, the color pink and baking. A hobby of mine which I find to be therapeutic and fun.

(@thugjuice)

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niceshootingsweetheart: Can we just appreciate the fact that this is the first Olympics where every...

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 23:10:50 -0400

niceshootingsweetheart:

Can we just appreciate the fact that this is the first Olympics where every country has allowed female athletes to compete like that’s really amazing

"When I was with her, my skin sighed that the center of the world was precisely here."

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“When I was with her, my skin sighed that the center of the world was precisely here.”

- Joanne Horniman, About a Girl (via xnonymous)

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